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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your girlfriend is too young? She only puckers up for her pacifier."
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"Sorry I said you looked like black Garfield in your Catwoman costume."
"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) A bunch of freeloaders lie around in bed & support themselves by violating child labor laws."
"ants what has 2 legs, and eats ants? Uncles"
"Why can't Bane play baseball? He always breaks the bat."
"You know what I like to do? Answer my own questions."
"Introducing my girlfriend to the family Me: This is my girlfriend Jane Jane: Hi Wife: What the fuck"
"Last year i was miserable and depressed, But this year I've turned it around, I'm depressed and miserable"
"Why do you never see any bugs in a church? Because they are in sects."
"Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border."