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Joke of the Day
"ants what has 2 legs, and eats ants? Uncles"
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"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""
"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."
"Something I hate When people older than 30 have sex with 18 year olds. It's like they want to be pedophiles but aren't ready to commit."
"Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection"
"Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn't handle the pressure."
"What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time? M'llenium"
"my roofing company has gone bankrupt. I kept saying ""this one's on the house"" every time I finished a roof, how could i be so stupid"
"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"
"How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae"