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"ants what has 2 legs, and eats ants? Uncles"
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"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""
"Love every corner They said you will find love in every corner. I must say my life is in a circle"
"Holocaust jokes aren't funny. My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell off of a watch tower."
"Why are germans so bad at marathons? Because they cant finish a race."
"Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T."
"That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong Apparently the third answer ""it's not the dress"" isn't right either."
"A muslim says Bismillah to ward away the three jinns (xpost from r/islam) Two hydrjinns and one oxyjinn."
"What's the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad."
"Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan? Because he was going *to fast*!"