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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom? A comic relief."

"Do you know why they call it a raspberry pi 2? Because when you see it you'll turn 2 pi radians and walk away."

"There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority."

"Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many."

"How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed? Don't worry they'll tell you."

"Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers.. Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !"

"""If you gaze long into a bisque, the bisque also gazes into you."" - Philosophical soup kitchen chef"

"What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive? Her ankles."

"The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated."