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Joke of the Day
"What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant? Did you planet?"
Next Joke
"A silly joke about sex after marriage."
"Momma always told me that women are like chocolates... The ones with the cherries are better."
"Why should you never BBQ on your roof? The steaks are too high. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out"
"What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by? One with Parkinson's disease!"
"Why did the UN outlaw diet pills? Because they're weapons of mass destruction."
"What do you call a dinosaur with herpes? ...a Cankersaurus!"
"Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist? It was to cucumbersome."
"Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?"
"While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!"