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Joke of the Day

"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""

"What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. A PUNisher"

"Marriage is like Comcast. Frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed."

"Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law."

"In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper."

"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my chest"

"If Trump is the answer.... How stupid is the question?"

"Did you hear about the day your parents got married? It was so beautiful even the cake was in teirs."

"Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!"

"Imagine how trendy the clothes are at New Navy."