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Joke of the Day

"I ALSO wrote a poem! ''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs'' Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope."

"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"

"How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They live in eternal darkness."

"""Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest."" Britney Spears whispers, ""Amateur."""

"What's black, white, and red all over? A newspaper."

"I'm not saying I have a questionable work ethic, but I just got called lazy by a guy wearing velcro shoes."

"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"

"What do ghosts do when they're sad? They get in an elevator to lift their spirits."

"Lawyers' Ethical Dilemma When a client gives you two hundred dollar bills stuck together from the bank machine to pay a $100 bill, do you tell your law partner?"

"What do you call the study of Japanese sound? Yakuztics"