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Joke of the Day

"What's the favorite letter of the National Socialist Party? Anyone before the last one actually. Because they are all not Zs."

"I'm so glad I married a big strong program like WinRAR He can open all of my .jars!"

"Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors? Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan."

"Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. "

"If you're only 18, please don't post philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."

"What do you call a stupid arachnid? A spiDUUUUUUUR"

"Holiday sex is the best sex ever..... That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!"

"7 days without a pun... Makes one weak."

"What do you call an undetectable black man? Incognegro I'll see myself out"

"I had a chat with my ex-girlfriend last night. He's doing really well."