106880
Joke of the Day
"What did one dehydrated French man say to the other? What are we going to do now, Pierre?"
Next Joke
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah Who? ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!! *explosions*"
"I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won't stop crying because I don't use them."
"I once got a d in school. It was degrading."
"How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars."
"Whats the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"Ellen Degeneres died today... ... they found her face down in Rosie O'Donnell."
"Shock me once, shame on you. Shock me twice, that's just revolting."
"Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel."
"I love telling dad jokes He laughs every time."