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Joke of the Day

"Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us..."

"On a scale between 1 to 10... How likely is it that this question is in binary?"

"What did the lumberjack say to the trees? Run, Forest, run!"

"WTF is a cup of raw asparagus? Next this fucking diet will tell me to eat 4 stalks of powered sugar. A bale of jello. 32 inches of chicken."

"Hollywood should remake ""Freaky Friday"" between a priest and a scientist. The Title should be ""Converting the Masses"""

"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."

"Sick of obnoxious ring tones in the office, so I've set mine to the sound of a girl screaming (horror movie style)."

"With the election coming close, I trust Bill Clinton the most... He always picked someone other than Hillary, so I will too."

"My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility. Oh, three of them, actually. Well, well, well..."

"Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions."