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Joke of the Day
"Which President is the worst at Jenga? Bush, because he keeps knocking down towers"
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"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."
"What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas? Sithilis"
"Dearest wife, The war on Christmas goes well. We found an elf stronghold & cut off its candy cane supply lines. Last night, they ate Donner."
"My uncle once ejaculated on me Glad I got that off my chest"
"If I had a penny for every Trump joke made during the election... I could be the president in 2020"
"What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems? Clowns Without Borders."
"Hillary, why are your socks so saggy? I'm not wearing socks"
"I taught my parents something today... They learned from their mistake."
"My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed. I told him he was literally worse than Hitler."