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"How did the truck get his girlfriend? Pickup lines"
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"If Jason Bateman had a servant... Would his servant call him Master Bateman?"
"My dad's not an alcoholic... ...He just collects empty bottles, sounds so much better, doesn't it? ~ Stewart Francis"
"I heard this song by the Righteous Brothers I cant remember what its called, but it was off the chain"
"Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards."
"WHITE GIRL: im not a dog person, im not a cat person, im a people person ME: (whispering to my dog) i think that means she owns slaves"
"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!"
"Why did the Catholic cross herself?"
"Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill What do you do with the bike?"