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Joke of the Day
"If Jason Bateman had a servant... Would his servant call him Master Bateman?"
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"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"
"I'm not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick."
"[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. ""What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?"" OH COME ON"
"How bill Gates counts 1 2 3 95 98 XP Vista 7 8 10 I bet he failed math"
"What's the difference between the IRS and a baby? It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up."
"What do you call money that grows on trees? Marijuana"
"As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... People get heavier, thicker, and slower."
"French-related joke (semi nsfw) When does a Frenchman get his morning wood? A bonne heure."
"If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say ""I've gotta take this"" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested."