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Joke of the Day

"I just want to be wealthy enough to fill a swimming pool with puppies. A lot of puppies are going to die but I think it will be worth it"

"Two blondes are heading to Disney World, on their way there, they see a sign that says ""Disney World Left""... ... They quickly head left and have a great vacation at Disney World."

"My wife died last week It's ironic because her zodiac symbol was cancer. She was killed by a giant crab"

"Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding? Because he cantaloupe."

"*gets pulled over* Officer: how high are u Me: no officer, it's hi, how are u"

"A horse walks into a bar And the bar tender says ""why the long face?"" The horse replies ""my wife just died of cancer."""

"What's Donald Trump's least favorite music band of all time? Foreigner."

"What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !"

"What you call a pre-op MtF transsexual who visits another city? A tourist trap."

"What do you call a very cold vodka? Absolut Zero"