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Joke of the Day
"Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends? Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo."
Next Joke
"Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes I have. Well you shouldn't be so clumsy!"
"Diarrhea is actually hereditary. It runs in your jeans."
"I have an inferiority complex..... It's not a very good one, though."
"Just got an email from dominoes said ""easy and delicious"" they sure know how to talk to a single guy!"
"Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do? It makes his Dagobah faster."
"if you told 18 year old me that in 10 years i'd be thinkin about harriet tubman on 4/20 instead of weed, i'd have said ""whos harriet tubman"""
"What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle? free coli"
"If you don't like where you are in your life ~ Then move you are not a tree"
"So my lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday... They got me a Rolex. I guess they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch""."