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Joke of the Day
"Recycling Adult Toys ""One man's trash is another man's pleasure!"""
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"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick"
"You matter... Until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
"Me: I know exactly what's wrong with me, Doctor. Dr: I told you no Google. You Googled, didn't you? Me: NO! Dr: <blink> Me: One TINY Google."
"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"
"My friend is a professional sleep-walker. He's just livin the dream."
"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ""Moving."""
"Hannibal Lecter tells his first victim what he is going to do to him... Victim- ""You are shitting me..."" Hannibal- ""Not yet"""
"My new bowflex comes tomorrow...so if anyone wants to buy a slightly used bowflex in a couple months let me know."
"Yo momma so ugly .. Her portraits hang themselves"