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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye."
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"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."
"Ear sex is dangerous... ...it fucks with your head"
"How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear."
"If you take the word ""spatula"" out of the dictionary it's just a list of things that aren't spatulas."
"I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy."
"[Kool-Aid Man breaks thru wall] Oh ya! [breaks 2nd wall] Oh ya! [3rd wall] OHHH YEAAHH! [breaks 4th wall] I've had many, many concussions"
"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"
"So I was sentenced to death by hanging... but my execution is being suspended temporarily."
"Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it."