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Joke of the Day

"People who actually put that movie theater ""butter"" on their popcorn should be ineligible for healthcare."

"Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"

"Chris Eubank has written a book about ethics if sales go well he's going to write another book about Suffolk."

"Why are turds tapered on the ends? so your asshole doesn't slam shut"

"Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia... and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits. Oh no wait, tinnitus."

"""I can't find my gun"" I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers."

"What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that."

"What's a black mans' least favourite ice cream van? Mr Whippy."

"I asked an Indian man how to make his amazing Naan bread. He was like ""Naan of your buisiness bitch!"""

"The jerk store called. *removes hat* I'm afraid there's been an accident."