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Joke of the Day
"Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !"
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"It doesn't matter how hard I try, I just don't seem to be going anywhere in life Hamster therapist: Sounds like you're in a vicious circle"
"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"
"To the person who just mass messaged me that heart felt ""Merry Christmas"" text, I thought you should know everyone says ""Thanks"". ..All 115 of them."
"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"
"Why is Hillary Clinton just like a man? Because she won't pull out until she's done."
"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."
"""Be there in 5,"" I text, though I am 30 minutes away, completely nude, and engaged in a fist fight with a neighbor."
"When I die... I want my body to be dressed in a Super Man costume and tossed out of a plane."
"There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights."