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Joke of the Day

"People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys. In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys."

"Q: What do call a fish with no eye? A: A fsh."

"Personally, I think the title of ""World Champions"" is ridiculous. This is America, we're Universe Champions!"

"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"

"I look like Danny DeVito's sloppy seconds."

"You call them natural disasters. I call them destructive criticism."

"I like my women like I like my _____ (Fill in the blank)."

"Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone. Who dis?"

"How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!"

"Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer."