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Joke of the Day

"[therapy session] THERAPIST: ok...I totally respect your feelings & you sound genuine...but that was just the plot of Jurassic Park ME: nuh uh"

"What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids? *Me too*"

"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."

"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"

"Click for Joke! You're good looking."

"Yes, mother, I have gained weight. No, it was not appropriate to point it out by pinching my muffin top in front of thirty people."

"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."

"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"

"Where did Lisa go during the bombardment.. Everywhere"

"When a grammar Nazi gets sad give them a hug and say ""There, their, they're."""