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Joke of the Day

"A black woman called Betty came into my restaurant the other day... She asked, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" I replied, ""No black Betty, it's ham or lamb"""

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."

"Girlfriends are similar to Chrome They use too much of your resources"

"What is the easiest way to know if a rabbit is homosexual? His carrot smells like shit"

"I really hate stoners... They are so blunt about everything."

"""Excuse me, do you validate parking?"" I sure do, champ. *kisses your forehead* Your parking is second to none."

"I hate when I give people nicknames like ""stupid face"" on my phone and I cant remember who the stupid face is."

"Too sick to walk to the drugstore. Anyone have a recipe for turning meth back into cold medicine?"

"The Church of England rejected female bishops. How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?"

"[LPT] Always read the comment section of LPTs. There's always a better LPT."