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Joke of the Day

"A black woman called Betty came into my restaurant the other day... She asked, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" I replied, ""No black Betty, it's ham or lamb"""

"I have an EpiPen I don't need it but I always keep it for sentimental value. A friend of mines gave it to me as he was dying, I don't know why but it seemed very important to him I had it."

"Grandmother: ""So what is Skype?"" *Explains in great detail on how it works* ""So do I need a computer for it?"" ""I JUST...how's your cat?"""

"If The Bachelor was realistic they'd ask each other where they want to go out to eat and then never make a decision."

"What is black, white, and red all over? The Ferguson riots"

"Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker."

"I don't mean to brag but 14 bots are hitting on me and I've already received 72 viruses. -- Nerds"

"How do gold diggers get you to be with them? They use their booby traps"

"Donald be careful. Donald watch out. Donald look both ways. Donald Duck!"

"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first replies, ""Yes, I'm positive..."""