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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide and seek champion."
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"ELF COP: You have the right to remain splendiferous! Anything you say will be wonderful-funderful! You CRIMINAL: Pls just take me to jail"
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"Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market? They say he did it, ""just for the halibut."""
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"What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"If I've learned one thing from twitter, it's how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting."