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Joke of the Day

"what so you call a white guy with a small penis? cockasian"

"My 5y/o just threw a 15 min fit because she doesn't want me to get old. I had to tell her if she took a bath it would help me stay young"

"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."

"A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he's eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid."

"Canada day isn't about cheap jokes, you guys. You're forgetting what the holiday is all aboot."

"I was really disappointed with Walmart There were only four of them in stock."

"I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service it's because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager."

"My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me The Love Machine' because I'm terrible at tennis."

"stereotypes are like black people not to be trusted"

"Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks."