184774

Joke of the Day

"Didja hear they're developing a new gameshow targeted specifically at an LGBT audience? Yeah - they're gonna call it ""Bruce or Dare"""

"I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on."

"In hell, you have to find the start to Scotch Tape over and over."

"What is black, autist and takes about 9 months to grow. Non of your concern."

"My front door was locked so I tried to force it open. Then my wife said ""You're not a Jedi Paul, just use the goddamn key."""

"With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53. One nation, indivisible."

"Women are super awesome at remembering insults but we have the memory of a goldfish with compliments and need them repeated continually."

"I could solve the energy crisis if there was a way to harness the power of how precisely wrong the airport security line I always pick is."

"My eyesight is good, but my strongest sense is non."

"BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying ""I just can't see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump."""