205212

Joke of the Day

"I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on."

"What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party? TURNIP"

"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD. And I'm like, YO."

"An E-Flat , a G-Flat & a B-Flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors""."

"Look on the bright side would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed"

"Bi?ch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply"

"What Does Reddit stand for? Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it."

"A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes."

"Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people."

"What is green and has four wheels? Grass; I lied about the wheels."