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Joke of the Day
"What's a baby seals' least favourite drink? Canadian Club on the Rocks"
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"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."
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"What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed? Me neither. Help."
"Me: Why does it take you forever to text me back? *3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about?"
"What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors."