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Joke of the Day

"The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else."

"Million dollar idea: Hookers selling ice cream, I'll call the store sexual flavors."

"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs."

"What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights? Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees."

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"If I had but one life to give for my country it would be a lawyer's."

"Someone told me it was as easy as pie It never ended"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter;it's not going to come"

"""Chewing"" and ""eating"" are very similar things. But ""getting chewed out"" and ""getting eaten out"" are very different."

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"