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Joke of the Day
"Im thinking about being a dish for halloween. Bitches love doing dishes."
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"I'm worried about my girlfriend recently... I'm always worried if shes eating well, sleeping well, or if she exists at all."
"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."
"I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd."
"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"
"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."
"What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO"
"Gun loading announcement... Apparently my local radio station had an announcement on how to load a gun. But I never got the bulletin."
"I like mixing laxatives and nitrous oxide on a regular basis, but it's OK... ...I only do it for shits and giggles."
"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."