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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 24 carrots? Edible gold."
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"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!"
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"Twitter should have "" Throwing tomato"" button."
"What does a ghost wear when it's raining? boooooooooooooots"
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"*armadillo comes rolling back in the ball return* ""Wait.. if you're here, then..."" *cut to wife sobbing at bowling ball* ""UNCURL, FREDRICK!"""
"The village people asked all the wrong questions I mean... Why not MCA?"
"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."