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Joke of the Day

"When the zombie apocalypse finally starts, I am running straight to the graveyard to play the most epic game of whack-a-mole ever."

"What's the difference between new cops and old cops? New Cops: Belly with abs. Old Cops: Belly with Fats."

"Life is like a box of chocolates: Eventually it will kill your dog."

"Potentially offensive Muslim pick-up line [NSFW] Hey girl, are you prayer? Because I'd love to do you 5 times a day"

"How do you know that an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his."

"Why do ghosts like going out? So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced."

"What do you call a Muslim cowboy? Dirty hairy."

"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."

"A man asked sombody for the time The person replied ""3:15"". The first guy says ""that's odd, I've been asking the same question all day and I've been getting different answers each time!"

"Hear about the guy that built a car out of a bank vault? He wanted to be a safe driver."