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Joke of the Day
"How did Little Debby get pregnant? She fell into a box of Ding Dongs"
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"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."
"Can they make band aids that are easier and faster to unpack so I don't bleed to death?"
"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""
"What's the difference between a lawnmower and a hooker? When I'm choking the lawnmower, I don't stick my dick in it."
"Q: What's a tongue twister? A: When your tang gets all tongueled up."
"If you're Russian when you're running to the bathroom, and Finnish when you're leaving, what are you in between? European!"
"Something so sad. A can of Coke getting crushed. It is soda pressing."
"A Jewish man had a son, who converted to Christianity. The man prayed to God, ""Oh Lord, my son has converted to Christianity! What should I do?"" And God replied, ""Yours too?"""
"What Do You Call A Galloping Musician? Ludvig Van BeetHOOFen."