32628
Joke of the Day
"How did Little Debby get pregnant? She fell into a box of Ding Dongs"
Next Joke
"My foot wants to interact with your face. "
"A Magician was driving down the street. Then he turn into a driveway."
"On a scale of 10 to 10, how good am I at giving you a choice?"
"Is my wife dissatisfied with me? A tiny part of me says yes.."
"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
"Did you hear about Etchisketchestan? It got destroyed be an earthquake."
"What did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked by the morgue? ""You wanna stop in and suck down a couple of cold ones?"""
"My bf just asked me ""what do you call it when you get water sprayed up your butt to clean it, again?"" Me ""...foreplay"""