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Joke of the Day
"I just changed my iPhone's name to ""Titanic"" and plugged it in. It's syncing now."
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"Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia."
"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung."
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"What do you say to a kid if they give you a picture? That's pretty shit mate. My 20 year old cousin who has no arms can draw better than you. You have no talent, deal with it."
"What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet? Reddish."
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"Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me."
"1. Go to seminary. 2. Get degree. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."