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Joke of the Day

"A Liar, a Murderer, and a Cheater walk into a bar... The Patriots must be in town."

"An alarm clock that sends the person you like one of your deleted mirror pictures every time you hit the snooze button."

"What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats"

"Minesweeper What Hitler called his cleaning lady."

"Every time Larry picked up his colleagues in NJ and drove them to NYC, his wrists started hurting. He was diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome."

"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."

" Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let's beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD "

"Pizza burnt the inside of my mouth and I don't understand why the things I love most keep hurting me"

"I cried because my Wi-Fi was slow until I saw a guy stuck talking with his kids because he had no internet at all."

"I shouldn't type Reddit posts on my phone. The autocorrect is my worst enema."