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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the ""net"" ? It wanted to get to the other site !"

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"Why are storm troopers so clingy? Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you."

"Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks = girl ant. If it floats = buoyant."

"What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop? On duty"

"My Friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy My friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy.It was so pathetic that everybody just laughed at his jokes."

"Thoughts on ""The Hunt for Red October""? oops, wrong sub."

"If you want to say something ""rude"" for the person you hate the most: 'It wouldn't be worth it to buy your voodoo doll, because i would anyways throw it in a fire right away. it's money wasting!"

"What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan? A Ramen Manual."