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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? Cause he wanted to get along little doggie."
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"Ellen pao Punchline is in the title whoops"
"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said ""Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"""
"What is the name of the charity organization that kills 90% of all of its ""rescues""? Make a Wish Foundation"
"[On a date] Date: So what do you do? Me: I'm a taxidermist Date: Oh... wow. Fox: And a ventriloquist"
"99% of the world can't count. I'm just glad I'm part of the other 4%."
"A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks ""How many is a Brazilian?"""
"*decides to go on a diet* *smokes weed* *eats a horse*"
"Which computer is the best at singing? A Dell."
"What's the difference? What's the difference between jam and jelly? I CANT JELLY MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!"