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Joke of the Day

"Whenever someone says ""you know who you are,"" I always wonder if it's me and I don't realize it."

"What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa? Santa Claws"

"They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather. They call it the ashes for a reason."

"A classic Dutch bakerjoke * A man walks into a bakery. * Baker: How can I help you? * Man: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!! * Baker: Get out dad, i'm trying to work."

"Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken."

"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"A nation cheers as Bigfoot is finally found. ""We just yelled his name,"" said the head explorer. ""Can't believe no one thought of that."""

"What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common? Can't touch this!"

"[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog."

"If plan A didn't work... Try Plan B. If Plan B didn't work either, congratulations, You're a parent!"