1845
Joke of the Day
"Whenever someone says ""you know who you are,"" I always wonder if it's me and I don't realize it."
Next Joke
"People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old"
"Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day."
"Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related"
"A non-smoker says to a smoker ""Excuse me, would you mind smoking somewhere else?"" The smoker replied, ""Hypothetically, yes."""
"What do call a fish with a Phd? A brain sturgeon."
"Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy"
"Did you hear that there's a new ""Divorced Barbie""? Yeah - she comes with all of Ken's stuff."
"What do you get when you mix T and C? Angry British people!"
"What do you call two female doctors working at the same hospital? A pair of docs. Probably belongs in /r/imgoingtohellforthis Is /r/misogyny a sub??? My mom would be so disappointed."