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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally knocked over my daughters giant Lego building she made. It's ok though, I blamed it on radical Muslims like a good American."

"Two blondes were walking in a park ...when one of them said: ""Look, a dead bird!"" The other one looked up in the sky and asked ""where?"""

"Be specific when saying ""BYOB"": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers! *7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*"

"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."

"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"

"Hi, my name is Ivanna.. Hi, My Name Is Ivanna Humpalot!"

"There is guy who knows most of secrets of the World That guy name is Mister-Lee [Mystery]"

"[Bad] Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu? The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)"

"I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years."

"Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence"