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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a car crash caused by Hitler? An axisdent"

"I can't afford an electric toothbrush, so I just roll a baby hedgehog in some toothpaste and hold in it my mouth for 15 minutes."

"The three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."

"What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand."

"Where do flying pigs land? the airpork!"

"It's so weird how everyone's taste buds are different, but only mine are right."

"I'm just saying, instead of calling it a ""mule"", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey."

"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."

"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him."