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Joke of the Day
"Q: Did you hear about the robbery at the flower shop? A: It was a violet crime."
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"Im finally using reddit how it was meant to be used And ive run out of toilet paper"
"Bay: come over Me: no, I'm watching TMNT Bay: I made one too Me: but it's awful Bay: come watch it Me: who gave you my number, Michael"
"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."
"""This is why I hate fancy restaurants, I can never pronounce anything on the menu"" -me, drunk, holding the Waffle House menu upside down"
"Home Alone is my favorite movie about the inevitable homicidal tendencies that come from prolonged neglect."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today I guess I should've cooked it on aloha temperature"
"It's not what man can create it's what man can become."
"Yo mama has so many chins it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!"
"I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is."