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Joke of the Day
"People that whip their seats back on airplanes are almost certainly terrible lovers."
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"I decorate for Halloween by opening my bedroom curtains as I walk around naked. Pretty scary stuff for my neighbors."
"I ran into a man today who knew absolutely nothing about anatomy. I had to explain to him that there was a vas deferens between a testicle and penis. Edit: fixed ""there"""
"Did you hear about Princess Dianas car crash? She was all over the radio. And the dash. And the windshield..."
"I wish all black men were like unicorns... gay."
"My sex life..."
"Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, ""I got you a present!"""
"I do not enjoy eating chicken... ... it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."
"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."
"I like my dates like I like my women... ...across the street and unaware that I'm watching!"