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Joke of the Day
"Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships? Because sheep would be too obvious."
Next Joke
"What did the 2 oceans say to each other? Nothing. They just waved."
"What's the difference between a moan and a scream? About 3 inches"
"What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison? I feel like a kid again"
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... a table, and a chair."
"My girlfriend's new tattoo My girlfriend has a tattoo of seashell on the inside of her leg. When you put your ear on it, you can smell the sea!"
"I ejaculated six feet earlier. Strange, usually I ejaculate semen."
"What happens when you eat fireworks? Your hair comes out in bangs."
"Why do we call it politics? Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites."
"I accidentally said ""pastryarchy"" instead of ""patriarchy"" and now I have a vision for a better world"