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Joke of the Day
"Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays."
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"Mr Monster: Oi hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands."
"Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas! Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown."
"Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet."
"Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'"
"What will reddit never know? Victoria's Secret..."
"Another Dutch joke about the Belgiums Two Belgians are walking in the desert with a car door. One of them complains that its too hot. The other one says: ""just roll down the window."""
"I feel sorry for my testicles. They can't even hang out without being judged."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."
"I tried to give my girl an Eskimo kiss... but she wasn't Inuit."