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Joke of the Day

"Another Dutch joke about the Belgiums Two Belgians are walking in the desert with a car door. One of them complains that its too hot. The other one says: ""just roll down the window."""

"My grandfather, my mom, and my siblings all have diarrhea. Runs in the family."

"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"

"I kayak. Canoe?"

"Which sex position produces the most ugly babies? Ask yo momma. Sorry"

"Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too."

"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"Children are the ultimate invaders: they steal all your resources & then try to convince the original inhabitants to worship their weird art"

"My wife hates it when I say ""You are just like your mother!"" Actually, she hates it when I say *anything* during sex."

"The local news says we can tell there's been a power failure with their new app. Call me old fashioned but the lack of lights tips me off."