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Joke of the Day
"You had a panic attack on the elevator, so no, you can't go with me to buy drugs"
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"When someone says something to me, not only am I able to respond to them, I feel like I have to. It is my response ability."
"Wanna hear a joke?? Womens rights!! Even better? They believe it!!"
"My Dr. wrote me a prescription My Dr. Wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."
"A prisoner convicted of beastiality has escaped. Recent reports confirm he's on the lamb."
"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."
"How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry."
"So a baby is named by his French, Chinese, and Redditor grandparents A. L'Mao"