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Joke of the Day

"When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower gets turned on."

"What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window? The restraining order"

"A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here he asks a sergeant. - Yes you do. You may eat it or not."

"HR: welcome to sexual harassment training. Me *raises hand* I'm gonna leave. HR: it's mandatory. Me: There's nobody here I would harass."

"What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common? Some idiot pulled it out to late"

"What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement? A 401(K-9)."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."

"Q.How Do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 simple steps A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge"

"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"

"I hate when friends send me home with leftovers in plastic containers. ""Here, you throw this food away and then clean the containers."""