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Joke of the Day
"A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless."
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"Why are straight men smarter during sex? Because they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"
"Cheesy joke A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda."
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