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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""

"Two kinds of girls There are two kinds of girls in the world: Girls with big tits...and girls that get in the way when I'm trying to look at 'em !!"

"I think I invented some new Kama sutra moves trying to reach the remote without getting up."

"Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes please What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well you won't be empty-handed will you!"

"How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway."

"What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? You only need one nail for the picture!"

"Do you know what makes pink lemonade pink? Strawberries."

"Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start? Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!"

"Favorite lame DAD joke"

"I really don't understand why people tell 9/11 jokes. What happened on the ninth of November?"