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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""
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"Beer is like sex. When it's good it's good...when it's bad it's still pretty good."
"What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice? It's just a phase."
"According to MyFitnessPal, I have been dead for 6 weeks."
"If your ad has one black person, one white person, one brown person & one Asian person in it, I will not buy your product."
"How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush? If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush"
"Him: I'm sorry, can we start over? Me: great idea! You introduce yourself, and this time I'll keep walking."
"I've finally stopped drinking for good. And I've started drinking for evil."
"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"
"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"