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Joke of the Day

"If the automated voice tells me they're experiencing ""higher than normal call volume"" every time I call, that is the normal call volume."

"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""

"How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark's parents? Just one buck."

"What do you call the crazy people who always hang out with musicians? Bass players"

"What do you call a man trying to conceal his boner? The battle of the buldge."

"Job Interview I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" I said, ""No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."""

"My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world. I told him to stop seeing things in black and white."

"What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series."

"What do you want to be when you graduate high school? ""No more than 25"" from Gary Muledeer"

"A small agency has opened in the UK to sell potential extremists to ISIS. Not surprisingly, business is booming."