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Joke of the Day

"A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house"

"what do you call a whale that mates constantly? your girlfreind"

"Well, look on the bright side... At least they won't be talking about that gorilla anymore."

"Star Wars spoiler: Ross and Rachel end up together in the end."

"My girlfriend's ex won't leave her alone. I'd drive there and do something about it if my wife would just give me the keys."

"Why is Reddit called ""Reddit""? The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil."

"Don't make fun of fat people; they have enough on their plate."

"Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C."

"Why does Trump wear a hairpiece? Because he thought the kids on the roller coaster were making fun of him when they shouted ""Donald, duck!"" Yep."

"What's the most musical part of a fish? Its scales."