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Joke of the Day

"A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house"

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"Saint Peter: Name M: David SP: You're in M: Even after that night in Nogales?! SP *winks* *takes a step* *trap door opens* SP: Sucka!"

"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."

"Two cannibals entered a restaurant close to closing time and all that was left on the menu was a man from Prague. They split the Czech."

"Did you know that I hold the World's Record for the smallest penis? It's really hard to beat..."

"This girl's skinny jeans are so Goddamn tight, I think I finally know what a Pancreas looks like."

"That awkward moment the drug dealer charges you extra for the briefcase."

"The other hole. My buddy asked me the other day if whenever my wife and I were getting freaky if I ever tried having sex with her other ""hole"". I replied ""Hell No!"",.......... She might get pregnant."

"""The first guy to suggest peeing on a jellyfish sting was called a pervert but it worked"" I said to my wife as she complained of a toothache"