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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to set my password as madeline But apparently that's taken."

"The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want: affordability."

"What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair? The blonde sure doesn't know."

"I got a job at a circle making factory! Sadly, I was fired today because I was cutting corners"

"Only 5 days until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads."

"[sees co-worker the next day after failing to kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?"

"What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script? Speechless"

"Why did an emo become an accountant? There's no cuts like tax cuts."

"Is the penis a muscle or a bone? A bone cause all the bitches run after it"

"Why were the Native Americans here first... ...because they had reservations."